The Ninja VIP Super Club is growing slowly in the Midwest of the United States, which ultimately leads to the sacrifice of women. When they kidnap a super - sexy young woman that the local scumbag Rex (Ryan Harrison) has his eyes on, he decides to become a ninja to rescue her from them. Then she can give birth to his child! Join Rex, his armless awakener, a bad - ass ball - ripper, a dragon, a bunch of puppies, some detached feet, and a despicable ninja villain who trains by hitting cows in this chaotic experience that will make you want to eat egg rolls until you have an accident. The rebel director Harrison acts, writes, directs, produces, and handles visual effects in this underground work, presenting a guerrilla gem of fantastic creativity. 中文翻译：忍者贵宾超级俱乐部在美国中西部地区缓慢发展，最终导致女性遭遇不幸。当他们绑架了当地混混雷克斯（瑞安·哈里森）看上的一位超级性感的年轻女子时，他决心成为一名忍者，将她从他们手中救回。这样她就能给他生孩子了！和雷克斯、他的无臂唤醒者、一个凶狠的家伙、一条龙、一群小狗、一些断脚，以及一个靠击打奶牛来训练的卑鄙忍者反派一起，体验这场混乱，这会让你吃到撑破肚皮还想吃春卷。叛逆导演哈里森在这部地下作品中身兼演员、编剧、导演、制片和视觉特效处理数职，呈现出一部充满奇幻创造力的游击佳作。