布莱恩·奔本

Brian Benben

饰：Roger Henderson

玛丽·斯图尔特·马斯特森

Mary Stuart Masterson

饰：Penny Henderson

内德·比蒂

Ned Beatty

饰：General Walt Whalen

乔治·伯恩斯

George Burns

饰：Milt Lackey

斯科特·迈克尔·坎贝尔

Scott Michael Campbell

饰：Billy

布里翁·詹姆斯

Brion Howard James

饰：Bernie King

迈克尔·勒纳

Michael Lerner

饰：Lieutenant Cross

迈克尔·麦基恩

Michael John McKean

饰：Rick Rochester

杰弗里·塔伯

Jeffrey Tambor

饰：Walt Whalen, Jr.

斯蒂芬·托布罗斯基

Stephen Tobolowsky

饰：Max Applewhite

克里斯托弗·洛伊德

Christopher Lloyd

饰：Zoltan

拉里·米勒

Larry Miller

饰：Herman Katzenback

Anita Morris

饰：Claudette Katsenback

柯宾·伯恩森

Corbin Bernsen

饰：Dexter Morris

罗丝玛丽·克鲁尼

Rosemary Clooney

饰：Anna

博卡·格德斯维特

Bobcat Goldthwait

饰：Wild Writer (as Bobcat Goldthwait)

罗伯特·瓦尔登

Robert Wolkowitz

饰：Tommy

迪伦·贝克

Dylan Baker

饰：Jasper

比利·巴蒂

Billy Barty

饰：Himself

坎迪·克拉克

Candace June Clark

饰：Billy's Mother

安妮德赛尔沃

Anne De Salvo

饰：Female Writer

詹妮弗·邓达斯

Jennifer Dundas

饰：Deirdre

博·霍普金斯

Bo Hopkins

饰：Billly's Father

罗伯特·克莱恩

Robert Klein

饰：Father Writer

哈维·科曼

Harvey Herschel Korman

饰：Jules Cogley

约瑟夫·劳伦斯

Joseph Lawrence

饰：Frankie Marshall (as Joey Lawrence)

彼特·麦尼科

Peter MacNicol

饰：Son Writer

布瑞杰特·纽顿

Bridgett Newton

饰：Member, The Miller Sisters

艾米·帕里什

Amy Parrish

饰：Member, The Miller Sisters

妮娜·雷佩塔

Nina Repeta

饰：Member, The Miller Sisters

艾琳·艾比迪尼

Ellen Albertini Dow

饰：Organist

Mary Boucher

Mary Boucher

饰：Soapbox Girl

Deacon Dawson

饰：Happy, Peter Lorre Villain

Hadley Eure

饰：'Paprika' Actress

J. Don Ferguson

J. Don Ferguson

饰：Johnny Ace, Hard Boiled Dick (as Don Ferguson)

威尔伯·菲茨杰拉德

Wilbur Fitzgerald

饰：'Tortured' Actor

Keith Flippen

Keith Flippen

饰：Space Cadet Jimmy

Randell Haynes

Randell Haynes

饰：Difficult Actor,Interrogator

Mark Joy

饰：Jack Granite, Man's Man

丽贝卡·库恩

Rebecca Koon

饰：Ma, Mildred's Mother

Gary Kroeger

饰：Gork, Son of Fire

塔米·劳伦

Tammy Lauren

饰：In the Mood Bandleader

玛格丽特·马科林苔

Marguerite MacIntyre

饰：Bubble Bath Announcer

Lori Anne Mahl

饰：Mildred, Johnny Ace Secretary (as Lori Mahl)

Charles Marsh

饰：Upside-Down Yodeler

Jim McKeny

Jim McKeny

饰：Tom McCallum

罗德·麦克拉兰

Rod McLachlan

饰：Black Whip, Granite's Dog

Marc McPherson

Marc McPherson

饰：Maynard

Patt Noday

Patt Noday

饰：Sherwood Smith

Richard K. Olsen

Richard K. Olsen

饰：Pa, Lt. Cross Actor

Robert D. Raiford

饰：Ben Butter (as Robert Raiford)

Robin Dale Robertson

饰：Temperamental Actor

Jack Sheldon

饰：Ruffles Reed

加里·安东尼·威廉斯

Gary Williams

饰：Dr. Ashton-Reeves

Brad Moranz

饰：Dancer #1

Barry Bell

饰：Cop #1

Lou Criscuolo

饰：Cop #4

迈克尔·哈丁

Michael Harding

饰：Cop #5 (as Mike Harding)

John Keenan

John Keenan

饰：Cop #6

马克·杰弗里·米勒

Mark Jeffrey Miller

饰：Cop #8

迈克尔·P·莫兰

Michael P. Moran

饰：Cop #9

Bob Sayer

Bob Sayer

饰：Cop #11

Rock Taulbee

饰：Cop #12

罗伯特·C·特雷维勒

Robert C. Treveiler

饰：Cop #13 (as Robert Treveiler)

Hank Troscianiec

Hank Troscianiec

饰：Cop #14

Harold Bergman

Harold Bergman

饰：Affiliate

Dave Hager

饰：Laughing Man

Scott Hilley

Scott Hilley

饰：Drunk Affiliate

Ed Lillard

Ed Lillard

饰：Loud Affiliate

Joann Luzzatto

饰：P.A.

Eric Paisley

Eric Paisley

饰：Enthusiastic Affiliate

D. Anthony Pender

D. Anthony Pender

饰：Operator, Revolving Stage (as Anthony Pender)

Jeffrey Pillars

Jeffrey Pillars

饰：Nerdy Stagehand

Steve Rassin

Steve Rassin

饰：Page

Norm Woodel

饰：Announcer

贾米森·琼斯

Jamison Jones

饰：Pilot (uncredited)

Michele Seidman

饰：Radio Actress 5-B (uncredited)

Tracy Byrd

饰：Himself

Frank Trimble

Frank Trimble

饰：Member, The Dead Tones

Kevin Scott Warner

Kevin Scott Warner

饰：Member, The Dead Tones

弗兰克· J· 阿德

Frank J. Aard

饰：Rollerskating Penguin

Doug Chambers

Doug Chambers

饰：Drummer

Tina Corsini

Tina Corsini

饰：Betty Boop

Jim David

Jim David

饰：Biff Blaster

Paul Mousy Gardner

Paul Mousy Gardner

饰：Double bass performer (as Mousie Garner)

Madison McKoy

Madison McKoy

饰：Cab Calloway

Donna Peters

Donna Peters

饰：'Gork' Actress

Frank Terrio

Frank Terrio

饰：Duck

Jennifer Moranz

Jennifer Moranz

饰：Dancer #2

Deborah DeFrancisco

Deborah DeFrancisco

饰：Dancer #3 (as Deborah De Francisco)

Lynn Raley

Lynn Raley

饰：Dancer #4

Leanne Reese

Leanne Reese

饰：Dancer #5

Crystal Williams

Crystal Williams

饰：Dancer #6

Dixie Wilson

Dixie Wilson

饰：Dancer #7

Gabe Caggiano

Gabe Caggiano

饰：Cop #2

Anthony Christian

Anthony Christian

饰：Cop #3

Mark Marshall

Mark Marshall

饰：Cop #7

Mike O'Brien

Mike O'Brien

饰：Cop #10

Rita Butler

Rita Butler

饰：Affiliate's Wife

Kim Head

Kim Head

饰：Waitress

Leighann Lord

Leighann Lord

饰：Morgana

Pam Stone

Pam Stone

饰：Dottie

Leslie Truman

Leslie Truman

饰：Woman in Audience

李昱孚

Yufu Li

Paul 'Mousie' Garner

饰：Double bass performer,(as Mousie Garner)